prrrrrr .......

I felt like it was time to get a massage because I've been pretty busy and stressed lately. My back has been so tense. I had a professional massage therapist come to the house and give me a traditional Ukrainian cat massage. Its supposed to be very good for circulation and relieving a blocked aura. Prrrrrr it felt so good. I really deserve one of these every week.

Invaders

I had to chase a freeloading cat out of my backyard today. I would like to let everyone know that unless otherwise specified, the management here (ME) does not allow anyone else to enter this yard. STAY OUT. Its MINE (PIP).

smelly

Here is a small picture of my brother sebastian. Now I will admit that he is marginally "cute" but watch out! Sometimes he farts and it is soooo bad. Silent but violent applies here. Its worse than swallowing listerine which is pretty bad for a cat.

So I was surfing the web and came across this site. I think its time I got taken for a professional grooming. I want the the full service plus add-on. And I better get cologne and the ribbons, maybe something to match my stunning eyes? Of course I can do without the anal gland check, what the heck are they thinking? I don't understand why they take dogs because they'll just get dirty and smelly 5 mins after they leave.

air conditioning

Its sooooo hot here. You try living with a fur coat and no air conditioning.

AND I can't even sweat except for on my nose.

Its not easy being a cat. How am I supposed to get my 21 hours of sleep everyday in this heat? Hello??? Caretakers? Where's the AC?