it was my birthday yesterday and now I'm six

I have three things to say about what happened on my birthday:

1. NO cake

2. NO Birthday song

3. NO PRESENTS

Time to go scratch the couch and knock over all the plants in my parents house.

watch out

My friend Ben

This is my friend Ben

He lives in Ontario, Canada

He is very fluffy like me.
I let him hang out in my old cat condo.

my brother sebastian

Sometimes he is pretty cute














and sometimes he isn't, especially when he gets in my way. Thats why I didn't let him hang out with me and mom by the fire at first. But I felt bad for him so because I am so very gracious I allowed him to cuddle beside us.

Still in the box

So I was thinking - I'm pretty tired of this box. I've been in it for a few weeks.

I WANT A NEW ONE. A BETTER ONE.

HINT HINT FOLKS.

I'm in a box

Yep. I am in a box.

Queen Filomena Avenue

The street Queen Filomena Avenue, has been named after me in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada. The Governor General, Michaëlle Jean, cut the ribbon at the opening ceremony. This pleased me and I am especially happy to see that they used the formal spelling of my name. You can find directions to my street on Googlemap.

Well I am quite talented ...

So I understand everyone wanting to see me do the trick. Well here it is. So stop bugging me.

prrrrrr .......

I felt like it was time to get a massage because I've been pretty busy and stressed lately. My back has been so tense. I had a professional massage therapist come to the house and give me a traditional Ukrainian cat massage. Its supposed to be very good for circulation and relieving a blocked aura. Prrrrrr it felt so good. I really deserve one of these every week.

Invaders

I had to chase a freeloading cat out of my backyard today. I would like to let everyone know that unless otherwise specified, the management here (ME) does not allow anyone else to enter this yard. STAY OUT. Its MINE (PIP).

smelly

Here is a small picture of my brother sebastian. Now I will admit that he is marginally "cute" but watch out! Sometimes he farts and it is soooo bad. Silent but violent applies here. Its worse than swallowing listerine which is pretty bad for a cat.

So I was surfing the web and came across this site. I think its time I got taken for a professional grooming. I want the the full service plus add-on. And I better get cologne and the ribbons, maybe something to match my stunning eyes? Of course I can do without the anal gland check, what the heck are they thinking? I don't understand why they take dogs because they'll just get dirty and smelly 5 mins after they leave.

air conditioning

Its sooooo hot here. You try living with a fur coat and no air conditioning.

AND I can't even sweat except for on my nose.

Its not easy being a cat. How am I supposed to get my 21 hours of sleep everyday in this heat? Hello??? Caretakers? Where's the AC?

Portrait

My friend Sue begged me to let her take some pictures of me. She came to London for 2 weeks to photograph and pay attention to me. P

I want to go outside NOW

Bugs

My brother (sebastian) likes to eat bugs. Its totally gross. Give me smoked salmon or Pâté any day. In fact, every day. Here's what is left of the spider he found yesterday.

You're Welcome

I have recieved so much email asking me to setup a website that I've finally given in and started a blog. Honestly, I'm way too busy to maintain a website. And the huge mountain of content would be enough to overwhelm even my biggest admirers.

So here I will share some of my daily frustrations and joys. Also, I'll try and keep the humans I live with up to date on how things are to be run around my house. They never seem to really understand my expectations. They seem confused most days - as you will see.

Well, I've got to get back to work now. P