MY BEST FRIEND

Sue is MY BEST FRIEND
the only one who REMEMBERED my birthday.

next year I expect the card to be on time though

Public Service Announcement

CCTV

Yesterday, in the borough of Wood Green, this Philamena was caught on CCTV exhibiting classic signs of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. NPD is characterized by a grandiose sense of self-importance, a belief that he or she is special and unique, a sense of entitlement, a lack of empathy and arrogant or haughty behaviors and attitudes. Be AWARE. This Philamena should not be approached unless summoned and should be considered demanding and dangerous.

nose

the nose.

it haunts you in your sleep

and it WILL hurt you

i will have cheezburger

Look what I found online

ooooooooh I want one - my diamond and ruby necklace is getting a little old

oh crap.

something is very wrong

stupid iPod keeps falling over

iCat

I'm in the iPod and it wasn't easy.

AND I'M NOT COMING OUT.

From here I will control the world.

Now where's my food?